1. "A Ticket for the Paralyzer" 0:50

2. "10 Signs You Should Leave" 3:19

3. "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" 3:17

4. "Rusted Over Wet Dreams" 3:09

5. "You Got a Henna Tattoo That Said Forever" 3:24

6. "Travis Bickle" 2:06

7. "Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle" (featuring Karl Schubach of Misery Signals and Tyler Guida of My Bitter End) 3:36

8. "The Key to Keeping the Show Fresh Is... I'm Dead" 2:45

9. "It's Not Just a Party, It's a Funeral" 3:05

10. "When Everything Goes Wrong, Take the Easy Way Out" 4:02